| • Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote |
| • A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ~ Erma Bombeck |
• Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
~ Richard Armour |
• Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed. |
• Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card |
• Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything. |
| •"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." |
| • "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." |
| • Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. |
| •Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Father Larry Lorenzoni |
• If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.
~ Ubie Blake |
| •"A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for." |
| •"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." |
| •"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." |
| •"When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off." |
| •Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. ~ Mary Schmich |
