1. May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of ONAM is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
   Best wishes on ONAM and New year.
   
   Vijay
   
2. Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
   Good Wishes for a joyous ONAM and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
   
   NARESH GUPTA
   
3. May This ONAM be as bright as ever.
   May this ONAM bring joy, health and wealth to you.
   May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
   May this ONAM bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
   May this ONAM bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
   May lights triumph over darkness.
   May peace transcend the earth.
   May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
   May the light that we celebrate at ONAM show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
   "WISH U A VERY HAPPY ONAM"
   
   Sumit Agrawal
   
4. Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
   Best Wishes for ONAM
   
   ashwin patel
   
5. Dear Satya,
   The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.
   
   Ram Tiwari
   
6. Ramesh Sondhi - I do not know your whereabouts in Toronto - Ontario - Canada. Hope someone sees this. Ramesh - Happy Holidays - It's times like this I remember you asking me to marry you. If we could only go back in time. Ramesh - Enjoy ONAM.
   
   Miss Anna Di Giacomo
   
7. Hi All,
   Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
   
   As the candlelight flame,
   Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
   As the mountain high,
   U move without sigh;
   like the white linen flair,
   Purity is always an affair;
   As sunshine creates morning glory,
   fragrance fills years as flory;
   with the immaculate eternal smile,
   attached to u mile after mile;
   All darkness is far away,
   As light is on its way;
   Wish all of u a very happy ONAM.
   
   Sapan
8. Memories of moments celebrated together.......
   Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
   Make me Miss You even more this ONAM.
   Hope this ONAM brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
   HAPPY ONAM
   
   Manish Gupta
   
9. This ONAM, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Maveliji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
   Happy ONAM
   
   Ashish Jain
   

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

• Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

• How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

• Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.